my housemate and his girlfriend are fucking, and it's actually shaking the whole house. i'm sitting in bed and it kind of feels like there's an earthquake. also, every so often i hear a resounding SLAP, which is fine if that's what you're into (and i'm not saying i'm not), but i really don't want to hear it. not to mention all the other sounds i can hear.
better yet, this fellow used to be one of my escort clients. so i know that weird, kind of creepy look he gets right before he comes. so i am able to visualize what's going on in there a little bit more than i wanted to. and i didn't really want to at all. does every guy have one of those looks? brian definitely did.
but i'm glad he's getting it for free now. i mean, that really is a step up in the world, right? i am genuinely happy for him, because he's a nice guy and he deserves not to have to pay for it.
in other news, my life sucks.